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My first song. A duet. To be played as seriously as possible. Acoustic guitar. BOY How do you dooo? I like you. I think you’re swellll. I like you. Where are you frommm? I like you. What is your nameee? I like you. GIRL My name is Janeee. I’m sorry. I have no loveee for [...]

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It’s raining a little today. Do you know how I know? Because I have eyes in my skull that see. I look out the window and my eyes tell me, “Ah yes, rain.” Lately, I have been somewhat addicted to the Weather Channel. Sometimes, when I’m writing, I have it on in the background and [...]

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I just got a call from a writer friend of mine. He says he was writing all day today. I don’t know whether or not I believe him. Besides, the day isn’t even over yet, Captain Obvious. But also, he’s just not the type. In fact, he’s much like me. Most of his creative process [...]

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I have numerous car problems. My rear windshield rattles, I have a pebble ding in my front one, and I need an oil change. Three separate auto issues that don’t really amount to much besides a pain in the ass. I have just come from the dealership where I drove around with a mechanic riding [...]

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New low or new high? Tough call. I’m sitting in a bar in a booth facing out. I look like the dummy writer in the booth with the laptop because that’s who I am. I’m being careful which way I tilt my head. I’m being careful not to tilt my head at all. Because people [...]

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I’m hiking into the sky on Sunday. To the top of the porch? To the top of the wall? No. But I am going to dash away to the tippy top of New York state. Mt. Marcy is the highest peak way up there in Lake Placid and I’m gonna be standing on it. That’s [...]

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Ever writer needs goals. Duh. This is not big news. Don’t worry, I won’t charge you for this one. But as I have said before, you need to set realistic goals for yourself. I want to sell as many books as Dan Brown is neither a realistic goal or a moral one. Yes, contrary to [...]

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I just wrote over 2,000 words of my novel-in-progress and I want a cookie. Actually, what I want is to not stop. But I did stop. Why? I don’t know. I guess I was writing for about 2 hours and that seemed like enough on this Easter Sunday. At the start, I was just bumbling [...]

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I am recruiting an army of writers. Yes, that’s right. Do tell all of your friends. I have harnessed the pure energy of creation, lo these many years, into the sweat-logged task of building a great sea craft. At long last, she rests, tranquil on the western lake in the valley by the shore of [...]

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Lines, Overheard

You know when you hear someone say something and you’re not really listening to whatever it is that they’re talking about but you zone in on this one thing? That’s gold, baby! Gold! You should act on it. Drop whatever you are doing and run away from your conversation partner. Get thee to the nearest [...]

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